What's really satisfying to me is simply being able to read the gross ignorance that comes in droves on these 4 shlogs that I enjoy so well. To me, it's funny to listen to someone who has never done any kind of responsible research pontificate about issues they don't understand. It's akin to a small child trying to teach Mozart how to play the piano.

I played the "neck-fucking card" over at Raven the Fucko's shlog. I gues we will see how that goes. I think I might head over to Cheify the Cowardly Namecalling Pigfucking Coward and then Mikey J the Dude Fucker's shlogaroonies and hit up their shlogrolls....

There's a few things I'd like to say.
1. I have never shaved my pubic hair
2. I currently have to poo

A quick note here. I think that we should have a gentleman's rule that you do not post idiotic ramble on our site unless you let us come to your site and do the same. We have two cowards that continue to plague us even though we have already defeated them. Tobias was able to leave a post on chiefy's site but I was not, because they are cowards. The comment that I meant to leave will be posted here in it's entirety. This is for chiefy who is to much of a chicken shit to let anybody post on his site that does not agree with him. It sounds like he is someone who knows that he is wrong about...well...just about everything, but wont listen to any reason. The comment was left after mikey's little idiotic ramble. How that semi-man got through college is beyond me:
Or a man who has no balls and can't stand being questioned on his own site. CB and Mikey are cowards that know deep in their hearts that they have nothing, are nothing, and will amount to nothing. Your replies to questions are usually "you fuckwit" or "the marx mafia is back", and these are a sign of your lack of logical or rational thinking. You are blow-hards. Nothing more. You lack as much sense as you do balls.

Happy Father's Day everyone! The Good Flame would like to give a very special shout out to all our illegitimate children around the world. And no kids, the support checks are not in the mail.

Tbone here, I will admit that I have been somewhat aloof as of late but this is just because the heat here has made me somewhat unable to function in any way. I find myself just standing in line at the post office because of the air conditioning. Just yesterday I went to the DMV to not renew my license. I waited for 45 minutes. I arrived at the counter and the lady asked me "how can I help you?" my only reply was "what happened to this place? I have been here 45 minutes! I am going to go to the back of this line and wait again just to spite you! You want to streamline this process or whatever and I have fucking heat stroke you dumb fucking cunt! You can go fuck herself...no really go fuck your self...let's slow this whole process down a bit." I glared at her and handed her a note that my girlfriend had given to me. My girlfriend told me not to read it and to just hand it to anyone that I started yelling at. The lady then took the note, read it, shoved it into her mouth and chewed it up. She looked at me and her eyes opened wide. At this point I looked around and a gentleman behind me yelled "what the fuck!?! Can we keep this fucking moving?!?" The women's wide eyes turned to the man, and she just stared at him and started to chew the letter. Slowly, with her eyes focused on the rude man behind me. She swallowed (always a sign of a real lady) and reached under the counter. She pulled out a large gun and pointed it at me. The DMV was now silent, and I started to sweat even though the AC was keeping the room at a temperature suitable for a polar bear. I told her that maybe she should settle down and then she slowly raised the weapon so it pointed at the ceiling. She shot it and then a bunch of ceiling feel all over her head. She yelled "Look what you did you dumb mother fucker! Get the fuck out of here!". I left. I will never go back there again. I wonder what the letter said.

I would like to make a statement. "Days of our Lives" (or as I like to call it, "Days") is so the new "Sex in the City." They totally threw me when Marlyana turned out to be the Salem serial killer, but it's O.K. because she didn't really stab and shoot people, they're all on this island that's an exact replica of Salem and some psycho is orchestrating this whole thing and the whole time Jan has Sean locked up in the basement and Belle is going to move on with Phillip but it's not fair because THEY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE FOR THEIR LOVE TO GROW!!! Was that a run on sentence? Cheify fucks pigs.

Seriously, I know that Tbone and I had that "no politics" talk, but he violated the treaty once, and I've been saving up for something special. FOX NEWS DOES NOT FOLLOW THEIR CREED OF FAIR AND BALANCED. Let's take a look at who they employ real quick, shall we? O'Reilly, Hannity, Hume, Colmes. Staggering data, isn't it? If you know anything about these people and their abysmal truth records, the names alone should be enough to make your ass explode. If you don't get it, do some fucking research and shut the fuck up untill you do. Let's also take a gander at the owner, shall we? Rupert Murdoch. I would love to go into more detail, but I'm at someone else's house, and they need to use the computer now. Do your own reseach if you care enough to dispute me. FOX NEWS SUCKS, THE GOOD FLAME RULES!!!

I feel good. I've cummed thrice today and it's not even 1:00 in the afternoon yet. Let's see, what else have I done today...

1. I made love to a sandwich

That's about it I guess. I was going to make a list but that pretty much took up my whole day so far. Hmmm, anyone want to play tag? Freeze tag? Red rover red rover? Tetherball? Four square? Double dutch jump rope? Hopscotch? Kickball? Capture the flag? Murder? Wall ball? Regular ass jump rope? Dodgeball? Hob my nobily sausage? Tag? The Salem witch trails remind me of my childhood in that I was lit on fire by my parents habitualy as "character building" once I was too old for the cat o' nine tails. There was an occasion where I asked for a third helping of potatoes, and I had to take bamboo slashes to my face and testicles. The first time I got an A minus I was forced to put the hand I write with under the lawn mower. "WALK IT OFF!" he would scream. "But my hand is mangeled and deformed, how will walking make it better?" I would say this without crying, because if I cried I got tally marks branded on my back (so far, I've only cried 13 times my whole life). The response was usually, "LIFE IS A CONTACT SPORT! GO GET ME A WIP-IT." God I'm hungery. I had a really good caeser salad last night. The croutons where perfect, and that really makes all the difference on a caeser if you ask me. I going home now. I gotta poo.

This post is dedicated to a very special hate monger, Cheify the Cowardly Namecalling Pigfucking Coward. I hope you noticed a new addition to his name. You might be thinking, "Tobias, you call people names all the time, why add that to Cheify the Cowardly Pigfucking Coward's name?" Well, to call me a name caller would be grossly redundant. You can almost hear a 3rd grader in the background going, "duuuuuuuuhhhhhhh," or even worse, "Doooiiiiieeee." To consider yourself a creative person, one would have to step it up a bit for a good nickname for me. Now, the reason Cheify gets a new name is because I went to his shlog after he left a few comments egging me on to return to bastardswhofuckothermalebastardsinc. I scroll a few posts down, and I read a typicaly ignorant and fact free ranting of the neo-con persuasion. This guy named Andrew presented Cheify the Cowardly Namecalling Pigfucking Bastard with a bevy of factual information followed up with witty commentary. Now here was Cheify's chance to really prove he's worth his weight in shit. I serious person brings up relevant facts, and he can now elevate the discorse. He can take this opportunity to prove he's on the right side of the facts and that he can handle himself in an adult's debate. But guess what he did... he called him names! Was that the 3rd grader hollering "dooiiiee?" No! It was Chief Bastard. I'm suprised he got his thumb out of his mouth long enough to say a whole word. Granted he did make an attempt to stump Andrew with "facts" but his sources must be as eronious as the king of distorted media, FOX NEWS. A final word to you, Cheify the Cowardly Namecalling Pigfucking Coward: bring it on bitch. You want to call me out? You can't stand how much my words burn you, you silly fucking cunt. De-ban me like a fucking man, and we'll see who's got the biggest pair of testicles. Or in Mikey J's case, testicle.

Here is a comment I just left in the previous post but it is something that needs to be made clear. We are not cowards. If you come here and leave a nasty post it will remain, intact, unless you are to vulnerable or are named bill sardell and I have to edit it...but that is just if you are stupid. We have left everyone's comments intact and we stand by that policy. If you hate us tell us. We will tell you why that means you are a homo. Here is the comment to chiefy:
Your site is not worth being creative for. You talk like an old foogie. No one takes you seriously, including us. It is a waste of our time to go to your site. You ban us like the little bitch that you are. We leave every post intact on this site. All of mikey's ramblings are held. Granted, sometimes I can't help but edit a few, but I always make sure that it says "edited by site owner". I might add that mikey doesn't have the balls to do that and neither do you. You are a pussy! We let our underwear sway in the wind of our clothes line, you hide your girlie thong and pray that no one finds out! So let us come to your site. We let you come to ours! It is fun! You are a game! Your are like an old, fat, stupid, ignorant playstation. Admit it, neither you or I have anything better to do.

Wallace here,
After seeing the posts of Mikey j's demise I had a few thing to say my self. I would encourage everyone who sees this to go to Mikey's site and read some comments I made. I do not post as often as I would like and I think these are really good ones. Also we kick ass.
If you see an Australian, laugh at him.

I know that I just left a post talking about Mikey J's defeat, but I really think that we did it this time. I will wait a few days to post his official demise time. I think it was me again. I chalk it up to the "release your unborn children into the wild" comment or the "you're no better than a suicide bomber terrorist mothafucka" comment. I am just really good at this internet thing, I can't help it.

The dust has settled for good this time I think. The war was mighty, but I think we are well trained for the road ahead. Since we here at The Good Flameinc. are perfectionists, I think it proper to say that Mikey J's final comment was at 6/3/04 at 2:10 in the morning, white trash mustache wearin' kiwi time. I will take supreme credit for what I will deem the comment that began his descent into madness. It's a few posts down. I didn't think to write down which one, and I don't recall either. The official time of the end of the war will therefore be known as 6/3/04 at 3:42pm pacific standard Alpha Country time, the time I left the comment that sent Mikey J over the edge. I will say it a final time, THE GOOD FLAME IS HERE!!!!


i HAVE ALSO BEEN INSPIRED BY jAMIE jAMESON'S LOVELY BLOG, AND i SHALL TELL THE STORY OF MY FIRST TIME GOING DOWN ON A LADY. wE WERE 14 AND SHE ASKED ME IF i LOVED HER. "oF COURSE i DO," i SAID. "tHEN IT'S TIME TO LIKE MY BONCH," SHE REPLIED. pROBLEM WAS, WE WERE SO YOUNG SHE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE TRIMIN YO BIG OL' BUSH LAW. sO'S i GO SOUTH FOR ABOUT TWO SECONDS, AND THEN i POP BACK UP WITH A MOUTH FULL OF PUBES AND i SAY, "iT'S TOO HAIRY." sHE LOOKS AT ME WITH A LOOK OF SHEER HORROR AND DIDN'T TALK TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. iT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE.

The sexy picture response is overwhelming! Thanks girls, keep up the good work, and one day, I may let you ladies fuck me. Untill then, I'll continue to accept sexy pictures and gifts.

I post a challange to all who dare blog here. I also pose a request. The challange is as follows: Name what animal the fossa are most closely related to. The request is as follows: if you are a girl, please email me a sexy picture.